TenNinetySeven presents:
Have you ever come across that cocky cop that just had to address you as "guy or pal" instead of your name or sir/ma'am?  Or the old school cop that loves to say "What's the problem here, jack?", or how about the young officer half your age calling you "chief?"  Ever wonder where they get these seemingly friendly, yet slyly patronizing terms?  Why, here, of course!   If you have one I don't, add it below.
Sport
Tiger
Chief
Skip/Skippy
Cowboy
Dude
Guy
Slim
Big Guy
Jack
Boy
Young lady
Champ
Tough Guy
Slick
Stretch
Darlin'
Tex
Honey
Little Guy
Sweetheart
Stud
Turbo (M. Sapp)
Chum
Buckwheat
Bubba (Z. Farley)
Muchacho
Speedy
Kimo-Sabe
Cheech (Ed Frasier)
Doc (Agehya)
Godfather (Philo B)
Tulip
Snoop Dog
Scrappy (Brian)
Homeslice (Brian)
Scooter (Brian)
Gus (Mike)
Corky (TacTed)

Add your favorite names here!
*Remember, these can't be obvious ones like "loser" or "freak."
A good entry would complete this sentence:  "Whoa, take it easy there _____"

Easy, champ..this page updated on: August 31, 2004

Sparky
Captain
Pal
Friend
Cool
Boss/Hoss
Pops
Lil' Camper
Scout
Bub
Missy
Buckaroo
Pilgrim (Steve T)
Mack
Hombre
Doll
Buddy/Bud
Ace
Bucko
Grandma
Gramps
Youngster
Guy
Hotrod (J. Lett)
Speed Racer
Governer (Stew)
Butch  (LPMann)
Sugar
Sailor (Mike)
Captain (Ron)
Hollywood (Caleb Dark)
Chico
Lucky
Soldier (Brad)
Zippy (Brian)
Flex (Brian)
Spunky (Brian)
Beavis (Scott)
Timmy

Homeboy
Princess
Hotshot
Comrade
Fella
Partner
Bro/Brah
Professor
Spanky
Amigo
Kid/Kiddo
Junior
Slugger
Son/Sonny
Killer
Sister
Mister
Ol' timer
Hero
Clyde
Rocky (Daniel)
Sunshine
Compadre
Trooper
Barney (DanCPD)
Dog
Sherlock (Jim Pixley)
Commander (M. Neumann)
Einstein (Pacman)
Tuffy (Murphysm)
Sports Fan (Tom ACSO)
Trigger
Cupcake          
Pumpkin
G
Dawg
Stallion (Nick)
Smalls


Your addition (and which List it goes on):
Your name/email for credit (optional):
Things I have personally been called or referred to as (not including by my co workers which would take up a whole page):
"The List of Rookies"
This one should be self-explanitory.  Again, this list should be specific names... god knows all rookies have been called jackass or dumbass.  Don't forget to add your favorites above!
Rook
Newbie
Jeep
FNG (F***ing new guy)
Probie
Rookie
Trainee
Know-nuthin
Ding-Dong (D. Gates)
High Speed (Armycop 115)
Fodder (Mel)
Code Green
Yessir,Nosir
Dead Head (CJ)
Light-Load (Jeep'er)
Noodle
Wingnut
Piglet (RCulver)
Fresh Meat
Fish
Poo-butt(Trigger)
Super Cop
Goober Smooch
(MSUDixieBelle)


Junior
Sprout
Sidekick
Grunt
Meat Shield (J. Lett)
Youngster
Junior
Troop
Slapnuts (Daniel)
Leadfoot (Daniel)
Pup
Cherry
J.A.F.R.
Plebe
Target
Drone
Rock (CJ)
Stick
Re-tread (cop     re-training in patrol or new to agency)
Snapperhead
Pie
Leg hanger


Paper droid
Paper bitch
Baggage (R. Laughlin)
Rider
Shadow
Cadet (Z. Farley)
Recruit (Z. Farley)
New Boot (GWW)
Kilroy (MPD121)
Supertroop (T. Cooley)
Shag  (from the UK, meaning a          new bobby) (Tim Knowles)
Tackleberry
Bullet Magnet
Walking complaint
Fuzz Jr./Lint
Green Bean (CJ)
Slappy  (Brian)
Squirt  (Brian)
Spotlight
Half-pint
Shit magnet
Farva
Chim-chim (Scotty)
"The List of Swine"
Cop
Sheriff
Officer
Deputy
Rookie
Barney Fife
Youngster
Po-leece man
Cracker
Punk-a**
Trick
A**hole
Po Po
Whiteboy
Wiggum
Porky

F***head
90210 lookin'
    motherf***er
Beeeotch
Bull
Fool
Hack
Punk
D***head
The Man
Motherf***er
Faggot
Sweetchuck
C***s***er
County Mountie



Pig
Crooked-a**-
     motherf***er
Furman
Boy
Boss
Dudley     
    Do-Right
Tired-a** fool
C**k
White Devil
Biz-natch
Five-oh
Fuzz
Meter Peter



"The List of Reserves"
Every agency has a name for their part-time officers.  Whether they are retired officers coming back for extra cash or new officers right out of the academy not hired full-time yet, they all have a nickname.   Don't forget to add your favorites below!
J.A.F.R.
Pie
On-call
Part-timer
Oldtimer



Broke-D**k
Reserve
Weekend           warrior



Hobby Bobby
   (from the UK, meaning          a  part-timer)  (Stew)
Retiree